Tim Hawkins

Fast, musical, and clean. Tim riffs on everyday quirks and caps it with song parodies. Songs: Man Bun, Pretty Pink Tractor, and a baby-Prince Potty Trained closer. Bits: bumper stickers, overused words (unbelievable, the worst), Oklahoma Shakespeare. Family: being Dr. No dad, teens with six-packs vs Krispy Kreme. Onstage fun: sign-language gag and quick crowd shout-outs.

This laugh-out-loud musical parody lists everythingnotto say if you want to stay marriedand alive. With deadpan delivery and perfectly bad timing, the singer dishes out a string of cringeworthy lines about birthdays, cooking, and old girlfriends, all set to a catchy tune. The crowd eats it up as each verse gets worse (and funnier). A must-watch for anyone who's ever said the wrong thing at the wrong time.

Tm Hawkins tells a funny story about his struggles with golfbad swings, lost balls, crashing the cart, and even a wild animal attack. After all the mishaps, hes clear: golf just isnt for him. If youve ever found golf frustrating, youll relate.

Tim sings about learning some things the hard way, from the Full Range of Motion DVD. Things You Don't Say to Your Wife is available on Tim's CD Extremely Madeover.

Tim performs his viral song The Government Can live on the Rockshow Comedy Tour.

Tim take us back to some of his childhood memories, and into his comedic experiences as a father. Sit back and enjoy Tim Hawkins Insanitized.

Dog's on Fire from Insanitized!

Ya know how sometimes you just blank on something?

Tim has some ideas on what it might sound like if people like Bob Marley, Elvis Presley and Guns N' Roses sang our National Anthem.

What's in yours?

Tim talks about giving mom a break...funny!

Tim Hawkins and John Crist share the stage together at a church and exchange their favorite tweets.

Dollar Store from I'm No Rockstar!

Ya know how sometimes you just blank on something?

Tim Hawkins: Do You Hear What I Hear?

Tim Hawkins Best Christmas Jokes